I Always Say I'd Rather Be Miserable

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.