I Always Loved Rock Guitar. I Just

Guitars Are Like Women. You'll Never Get Them Totally Right.

I Was The One That Allegedly "quit And Joined My Old Band." That Wasn't True. But It Was Said So Matter-of-factly On The Internet That The Guys Weren't Really Sure What I Was Up To.

I Had No Aspirations To Be A Musician, But I Picked Up A Guitar For Two Seconds And Haven't Put It Down Since.

I Got Into Rock-and-roll Because I Wanted The Chicks. The Dixie Chicks.

That's A Wonderful Side Effect Of Leather Pants: When You Pee Yourself In Them, They're More Forgiving Than Jeans.