I Always Feel A Certain Sense Of

For Me, It Started As A Child With One Of Those Little Wooden Jigsaw Maps Of The U.s., Wheres Theres Crocodiles On Florida And Apples On Washington State. That Was My Very First Map.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.

I Remember One Of My Last Shows, The Final Jeopardy! Clue Was Something Like 'these Two Boys' Names Are Top 10 Boys' Names In The U.s., They Both End With The Same Letter, And They're Both Names Of Jesus' Apostles.' Now, Obviously That's Not A Knowable Fact.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer

If Youre A Vegan Who Ran A Marathon & Got Your Dogs From A Shelter, How Do You Decide Which Thing To Wedge Into The Conversation First?