I Always Do The First Line Well,

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.

That Must Be Fine, For I Don't Understand A Word.

We Must Take The Good With The Bad; For The Good When It's Good, Is So Very Good That The Bad When It's Bad Can't Be Bad!

There's Nothing Quite Like Tobacco: It's The Passion Of Decent Folk, And Whoever Lives Without Tobacco Doesn't Deserve To Live.

He Who Follows His Lessons Tastes A Profound Peace, And Looks Upon Everybody As A Bunch Of Manure.