I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't

The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's A Quiet Weapon That I Have.

Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son. Failure Is Just Life's Way Of Preparing You For Success.

You Can't Change What Happened. Just Like You Can't Change The Future By Worrying About It. You Just Have To Keep Moving.

I Became The Storyteller Of South Side Chicago. I Used An Old Kiwi Liquid Shoe Polish As A Microphone. I'd Go Around The House Interviewing Everybody, Telling Stupid Jokes, Doing Voices. I Mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., People On 'laugh-in,' Flip Wilson.

People Like Rumors. They're Going To Say Things Like, 'you Was At The Club With Lil' Kim, And You And Kanye West Got Into A Fist Fight.' You Can't Get Upset. You've Got To Keep Hope Alive.