I Ain't Never Been In No Cell

I'm In A Position That Allows Me To Do What I Want To Do, And I Do It.

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

The Competitions Are As Much A Part Of The Tradition As The Actual Dances.