I Advise That Pregnant Women Do Not

I Would Lock Myself In My Room And Drink A Case Of Corona And Smoke A Load Of Pot.

One Thing That Does Confuse Me, Is That There Are More Religions In This World Than Ever, Yet There's Only Sup­posed To Be One God.

When I Heard The Beatles, I Thought Thats It. That's What I Want To Be. I Want To Be A Beatle.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

I Think Mtv Should Consider Using Subtitles. Half The Time, Even I Can't Understand What The Fu*k I'm Talking About.