I Act Like A Jerk Sometimes.

Now, For Some Of You It Doesn't Matter. You Were Born Rich And You're Going To Stay Rich. But Here's My Advice To The Rest Of You: Take Dead Aim On The Rich Boys. Get Them In The Crosshairs And Take Them Down. Just Remember, They Can Buy Anything But They Can't Buy Backbone. Don't Let Them Forget It. Thank You.

Different Vodkas Have Different Effects. Some Make You Feel A Little... Poly-lingual. Some Make You Feel Like You Want To Talk Back To Someone Who's Giving You A Hard Time. Some Make You Feel Like Lifting Kettle Bells.

If You Have Someone That You Think Is The One, Don't Just Sort Of Think In Your Ordinary Mind, 'okay, Let's Pick A Date. Let's Plan This And Make A Party And Get Married.' Take That Person And Travel Around The World. Buy A Plane Ticket For The Two Of You To Travel All Around The World, And Go To Places That Are Hard To Go To And Hard To Get Out Of. And If When You Come Back To Jfk, When You Land In Jfk, And You're Still In Love With That Person, Get Married At The Airport.

Love Can Be Seeing That Here We Are And There's This World Here.

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?