I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general, I've Information Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Know The Kings Of England, And I Quote The Fights Historical, From Marathon To Waterloo, In Order Categorical.

The Idiot Who Praises, With Enthusiastic Tone, All Centuries But This, And Every Country But His Own.

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

I Am, In Point Of Fact, A Particularly Haughty And Exclusive Person, Of Pre-adamite Ancestral Descent. You Will Understand This When I Tell You That I Can Trace My Ancestry Back To A Protoplasmal Primordial Atomic Globule.