Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me