Humor Comes From Self-confidence.

To Have Meaningful Work Is A Tremendous Happiness.

My Lesbianism Is An Act Of Christian Charity. All Those Women Out There Praying For A Man, And I'm Giving Them My Share.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off. Also, A Comic Vision Is My Natural World View, But I've Grown Up In Spite Of Myself And I Can Pass The Comic Twist If It Detracts From What The Characters Need. Yes, The Life Of A Saint Is Hard.

Leroy Bet Me I Couldn't Find A Pot Of Gold At The End, And I Told Him That Was A Stupid Bet Because The Rainbow Was Enough.