Huge Jackman Has Divorced His Wife And

You Must Be Pain In The Nick.” – Dev “huh?” – Nick “don’t Wet Your Pets. Just A Figure Of Speech. Your Mom’s Been Talking About You All Day, Boy. You Are Her Favorite Topic.” – Dev “well, I Try Hard Not To Be Her Favorite Hemorrhoid.” – Nick

Nick! Wait!” – Kyrian ‘wait, My Gluteus Maximus. Vampire Was Shy Of A Few Quarts Of Blood If He Thought Nick Had Any Intention Of Not Going Casper On Him.’ – Nick

I Need Dating Advice. Fast.” Ash Arched A Single Brow At That. “i’m Useless. I’ve Never Been On One.” The Three Human Men Turned To Gape At Him. “what?” Ash Asked Them Defensively. Nick Started Laughing. “oh Man, This Is Priceless. Don’t Tell Me The Great Acheron Is A Virgin?” Ash Gave Him A Droll Look. “yeah, Nick. I’m Lily-white.

I Agree, Dad. I Was Just Explaining To The Woman Why We Don’t Look Anything Alike And Why You Would Have Been Younger Than Me When I Was Born. It Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Love You ‘cause You Know I Do. Make One Snotty Comment In Anger When You’re Twelve Years Old Going Through Puberty And Getting Grounded, And You Pay For It For The Rest Of Your Life. Parents Ain’t Got No Sense Of Humor. (omari)

For The Record, Kid, Summoning A Demon To Kidnap Her, Not The Best Way To Meet A Woman. It Usually Backfires On You.