How Can I Tell," Said The Man,

We Have Normality. I Repeat, We Have Normality. Anything You Still Can't Cope With Is Therefore Your Own Problem.

The Guide Is Definitive. Reality Is Frequently Inaccurate.

What Was The Self-sacrifice?" I Jettisoned Half Of A Much-loved And I Think Irreplaceable Pair Of Shoes." Why Was That Self-sacrifice?" Because They Were Mine!" Said Ford, Crossly. I Think We Have Different Value Systems." Well Mine's Better.

I Wanted To Be John Cleese. It Took Me Some Time To Realise That The Job Was Taken.

Democracy Is All About Not Electing The Wrong Man-eating Lizard.