Hope Is Life's Essential Nutrient, And Love

I Could Probably Play An Alcoholic. I've Had Some Experience With That.

I Asked Fred Astaire Once When He Was About My Age If He Still Danced, And He Said 'yes, But It Hurts Now.' That's Exactly It. I Can Still Dance Too, But It Hurts Now!

Today, If You're Not An Alcoholic, You're Nobody.

I've Met Presidents, But I've Never Performed For One. I Said It Was The First Time In 50 Years I Actually Had Butterflies. You Know, The Obamas Were Sitting Out There, The Supreme Court, Maya Angelou, And Desmond Tutu For God's Sake, All In The Front Row.

Bob Hope, Like Mark Twain, Had A Sense Of Humor That Was Uniquely American, And Like Twain, We'll Likely Not See Another Like Him.