You Can't Trust Very Many People.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I Definitely Don't Think That Money Can Buy You Love. It Can Buy You Affection But Certainly Not Love.

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.