Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

There's A Manager (billy Martin) I Could Play For.

When You've Played This Game For Ten Years And Gone To Bat Seven-thousand Times And Gotten Two-thousand Hits Do You Know What That Really Means? It Means You've Gone Zero For Five-thousand.

Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.

Home Run Hitters Strike Out A Lot.

Once You Realize How Good You Really Are, You Never Settle For Playing Less Than Your Best.