Hitler Showed The Evil That Could Be

I Love Swimming In Rivers, And Well Remember Once Jumping In At Chiswick.

I Love Tennis With A Passion. I Challenged Boris Becker To A Match Once And He Said He Was Up For It But He Never Called Back. I Bet I Could Make Him Run Around.

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

But If People Want To Swim In The Thames, If They Want To Take Their Lives Into Their Own Hands, Then They Should Be Able To Do So With All The Freedom And Exhilaration Of Our Woad-painted Ancestors.

I Think The Risks That People See Of Terrorism Are Incredibly Important But We Are Very Confident We Have Got The Right People On It And The Risks Have Been Minimised.