History, Sir, Will Tell Lies As Usual.

It Is Not That I Am So Clever; It Is That Everyone Else Is So Stupid.

I Shall Always Be A Flower Girl To Professor Higgins, Because He Always Treats Me As A Flower Girl, And Always Will; But I Know I Can Be A Lady To You, Because You Always Treat Me As A Lady, And Always Will.

We Must Reform Society Before We Can Reform Ourselves.

Assassination Is The Extreme Form Of Censorship; And It Seems Hard To Justify An Incitement To It On Anti-censorial Principles.

When We Want To Read Of The Deeds That Are Done For Love, Whither Do We Turn? To The Murder Column.