Historian: An Unsuccessful Novelist.

When I Die, I Shall Be Content To Vanish Into Nothingness.... No Show, However Good, Could Conceivably Be Good Forever I Do Not Believe In Immortality, And Have No Desire For It.

Morality Is Nothing But A Struggle For Safety

Democracy Is A Pathetic Belief In The Collective Wisdom Of Individual Ignorance.

The Mistake That Is Made Always Runs The Other Way. Because The Plain People Are Able To Speak And Understand, And Even, In Many Cases, To Read And Write, It Is Assumed That They Have Ideas In Their Heads, And An Appetite For More. This Assumption Is A Folly.

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.