Hillary Clinton Has This Problem. The More

Wouldn't It Be Just Great If Somebody Could Actually Get Elected Without Having To Spend All That Time Raising Money? Wouldn't It Be Great If Somebody Could Get Elected President Without Having To Pay All The Donors Back? Wouldn't It Be Fabulous If Somebody Could Get Elected President Without This Giant Due Bill?

I Had A Question Asked Of Me The Other Day, And This Is Asked Of Me A Lot, Surprisingly. 'is There Anything You Want That You Can't Have?' And I Said, 'of Course! What Kind Of Question Is This? Of Course There Is.' There's Any Number Of Things That I Would Like To Have That I Either Can't Afford Or It Doesn't Make Sense To Buy. You Know, I'd Love To Have World Peace.

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Barack Obama And The Democrat Party Convince People That America's Best Days Are Over.