Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used

Granola Didn't Sell Very Well When It Was Good For You. Now It Has Caramel, Chocolate, Marshmallow, Saturated Fat And Sweeteners With A Small Amount Of Oats And Grains. Sales Picked Up.

Tell The People You Love That You Love Them, At Every Opportunity.

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.

The Very Existence Of Flamethrowers Proves That Sometime, Somewhere, Someone Said To Themselves, "you Know, I Want To Set Those People Over There On Fire, But I'm Just Not Close Enough To Get The Job Done".

Surround Yourself With What You Love.