Here's To Us, Who's Like Us Damn

My Heart 's In The Highlands, My Heart Is Not Here; My Heart 's In The Highlands A-chasing The Deer.

I Have A Hundred Times Wished That One Could Resign Life As An Officer Resigns A Commission.

Love's First Snow-drop, Virgin Kiss.

I Love Drinking Now And Then. It Defecates The Standing Pool Of Thought. A Man Perpetually In The Paroxysm And Fears Of Inebriety Is Like A Half-drowned Stupid Wretch Condemned To Labor Unceasingly In Water; But A Now-and-then Tribute To Bacchus Is Like The Cold Bath, Bracing And Invigorating.

O Life! Thou Art A Galling Load, Along A Rough, A Weary Road, To Wretches Such As I!