Here's The Thing - I'm Single, I

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

I've Never Had Anyone Put On A Puppet Show To Convince Me Of Anything. And I've Done A Lot Of Stuff. I Don't Know That I Would Put The Puppets On When I Was Pitching A Show. This Was The Head Of The Studio Putting A Puppet Show On. And I'll Tell You, He Wasn't Bad.