Here's My Problem. On Valentine's Day The

At The White House, They Caught Another Fence Jumper Earlier Today. It Was Obama Trying To Get Out.

The Pope Also Said That While He's In Town He Would Like To Go See 'the Book Of Mormon.'

Here's What We Know About Santa. He Sees You When You're Sleeping. He Knows When You're Awake. He Knows If You've Been Bad Or Good. I Think He's With The Nsa.

Humans Are The Only Animal Who Can Have Sex Over The Phone.

George Clooney Is On The Program Tonight. Next Week At This Time I Will Be In A Hardware Store Watching Them Mix Paint.