Helplessness Is A Mighty Power.

Complainers Change Their Complaints, But They Never Reduce The Amount Of Time Spent In Complaining.

Well-behaved: He Always Speaks As If His Mother Might Be Listening.

Human Society Sustains Itself By Transforming Nature Into Garbage.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

Magic Trick: To Make People Disappear, Ask Them To Fulfill Their Promises.