Hell, If I'd Jumped On All The

The Only Reason They Come To See Me Is That I Know That Life Is Great - And They Know I Know It.

Clark Gable Was The Only Real He-man I've Ever Known, Of All The Actors I've Met.

They See Me As An Ordinary Guy, Like A Construction Worker Or The Guy Who Delivers Your Piano.

I Don't Want A Lot Of Strangers Looking Down At My Wrinkles And My Big Fat Belly When I'm Dead.

This Power That I'm Supposed To Have Over Women Was Never Noticed When I Was A Stage Actor On Broadway. I Don't Know When I Got It. And By God, I Can't Explain It.