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They Were Small, Brightly Coloured, Happy Little Creatures Who Secreted Some Of The Nastiest Toxins In The World, Which Is Why The Job Of Looking After The Large Vivarium Where They Happily Passed Their Days Was Given To First-year Students, On The Basis That If They Got Things Wrong There Wouldn't Be Too Much Education Wasted.

He Moved In A Way That Suggested He Was Attempting The World Speed Record For The Nonchalant Walk.

...the Proliferation Of Luminous Fungi Or Iridescent Crystals In Deep Caves Where The Torchlessly Improvident Hero Needs To See Is One Of The Most Obvious Intrusions Of Narrative Causality Into The Physical Universe.

Everyone Is Reading What They Like And That's A Good Thing.

Anger Is Wonderful. It Keeps You Going. I'm Angry About Bankers. About The Government.