He's Not The Brightest Crayola In The

A Double-edged Sword One Side Destroys One Releases I Am Your Gordian Knot Will You Release Or Destroy Me? Follow Truth And You Shall: Find Me On Water Purify Me Through Fire Trapped By Earth Nevermore Air Will Whisper To You What Spirit Already Knows: That Even Shattered Anything Is Possible If You Believe Then We Shall Both Be Free.

I'm Not Stupid, Stupid. Leave This Whole Thing In My Extremely Capable And Well-manicured Hands. I'll Call You Later With An Update. Bye!

When You Make Mistakes, Whether They Are From This Life Or Another, Learn From Them- Then They Become Opportunities

When The Thrill Of His Body Fades Or Changes, And The Difficulties Of Pledging Yourself To Only One Person Surface, Kindness Will Be The Balm That Soothes The Wounds Of Life.

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.