He Makes His Cook His Merit, And

All Is Wholesome In The Absence Of Excess.

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

I Want To Be Distinguished From The Rest; To Tell The Truth, A Friend To All Mankind Is Not A Friend For Me.

It's True Heaven Forbids Some Pleasures, But A Compromise Can Usually Be Found.

Of All The Noises Known To Man, Opera Is The Most Expensive.