He Doesn’t Anger Easily. This Is Good.

Let Me Guess. The Big One Is Due In On The North Shore? (dante) Yes. So Let’s Make This Quick. I Have A Board, A Wave, And A Babe With My Name On Them And I Would Like To Take Advantage Of All Three. (savitar)

I'm Old Enough To Make You Look Like An Embryo. [thorn]

Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You The Only Way To Kill Us Is To Cut Us Into Pieces? You Should Have Brought A Wood Chipper Instead Of A Gun. (wulf)

Don’t Worry. I Won’t Send You Off Without Warning. Just Stand There And Be Awed By My Beauty. It’s The Safest Mode Around Me. (savitar)

You Worthless Sonofabitch. You Should Never Have Been Anything More Than A Cum Stain! (stryker)