He'd Heard That Writers Spent All Day

People Are Bound To Get Excited When They See A Ten-million-ton Starship Trying To Fly Down The Street.

Blessings Be On This House," Granny Said, Perfunctorily. It Was Always A Good Opening Remark For A Witch. It Concentrated People's Minds On What Other Things Might Be On This House.

Some People Think 'coven' Is A Word For A Group Of Witches, And It's True That's What The Dictionary Says. But The Real Word For A Group Of Witches Is 'an Argument'.

When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.

In The World I Live In, 'not Worse' Is Nearly As Good As 'better'.