He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting

The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

The Almighty Is A Wonderful Handicapper: He Will Not Give Us Everything.

I Have Always Wanted To Be A Man, If Only For The Reason That I Would Like To Have Gauged The Value Of My Intellect.

It Is Not Dying, But Living, That Is A Preparation For Death.

[on Spiritualism:] I Always Knew The Living Talked Rot, But It's Nothing To The Rot The Dead Talk.