Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was

I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't Stand.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

Friendship Isn't About Who You've Known The Longest. It's All About The Friend Who Comes And Stands By Your Side In Bad Times.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.