Hard Work Is For People Short On

More People Have Been Killed In The Name Of God Than For Any Other Reason.

So I Want To Thank The Pentagon, The Soviet Union And The Military-industrial Complex From The Bottom Of My Heart. Without Them, I Could Never Have Become The Man I Am Today.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

The Baby Boomers: Whiny, Narcissistic, Self-indulgent People With A Simple Philosophy: "gimme That! It's Mine!"

Don’t Just Teach Your Children To Read… Teach Them To Question What They Read. Teach Them To Question Everything.