Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.