Habit: Often Mistaken For Love.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.

If There Is A Supreme Being, He's Crazy.

It's The Friends You Can Call Up At 4 A.m. That Matter.