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Greetings, Friends. Do You Wish To Look As Happy As Me? Well, You've Got The Power Inside You Right Now. So Use It And Send One Dollar To Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't Delay. Eternal Happiness Is Just A Dollar Away.
-Homer
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Greetings, Friends. Do You Wish To Look

Homer
Greetings, Friends. Do You Wish To Look As Happy As Me? Well, You've Got The Power Inside You Right Now. So Use It And Send One Dollar To Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't Delay. Eternal Happiness Is Just A Dollar Away.
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