Granny Weatherwax Was Not A Good Loser.

Magrat Had Used A Lot Of Powder To Make Her Face Pale And Interesting. It Combined With The Lavishly Applied Mascara To Give The Guard The Impression That He Was Looking At Two Flies That Had Crashed Into A Sugar Bowl.

You Haven't Really Been Anywhere Until You've Got Back Home.

If Per Capita Was A Problem, Decapita Could Be Arranged.

This Wasn't Food - It Was What Food Became If It Had Been Good And Gone To Food Heaven.

Every Step Is A First Step If It's A Step In The Right Direction.