Goodness Is About What You Do. Not

When They're Standing Right In Front Of You, Kings Are A Kind Of Speech Impediment.

Students, Eh? Love 'em Or Hate 'em, You Can't Hit Them With A Shovel!

Granny Knew All About Bad Fortune-telling. It Was Harder Than The Real Thing. You Needed A Good Imagination.

One Of The Recurring Philosophical Questions Is: 'does A Falling Tree In The Forest Make A Sound When There Is No One To Hear?' Which Says Something About The Nature Of Philosophers , Because There Is Always Someone In A Forest. It May Only Be A Badger, Wondering What That Cracking Noise Was, Or A Squirrel A Bit Puzzled By All The Scenery Going Upwards, But Someone.

Just Because Something Is A Metaphor Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Real.