God Is Either Cruel Or Incompetent.

As A Boy, I Was Ashamed To Wear Glasses. I Memorized The Eye Chart, And Then On The Test They Asked Essay Questions.

I Wouldn't Mind Dying So Much If It Wasn't That I Would Be Dead At The End Of It.

People Ask Me Whether I Think That One Day I Might Wake Up One Morning And Run Dry, But I've Had The Opposite Feeling - That I Would Die Before I Had Time To Write All The Ideas In My Drawer.

... Years Of Insanity Have Made This Guy Crazy!

90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up