God, I'm Glad I'm Not Me.

Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right, Here I Am.

How Many Times Can A Man Turn His Head, And Pretend That He Just Doesn't See?

A Poem Is A Naked Person... Some People Say That I Am A Poet.

I'm Just Glad To Be Feeling Better. I Really Thought I'd Be Seeing Elvis Soon.

One Night Around That Time, At Hammersmith, Bob Dylan Was About To Go Into [his 1963 Classic] 'don't Think Twice, It's Alright.he Said, 'hey, Bucky! Play Mandolin On This.' I Am Not Really A Mandolin Player; I Could Only Play In Certain Keys. Halfway Through, He Stops The Band, Turns To The Audience And Points To Me. He Says: 'he Isn't Playing, He's Miming.' And Then: 'should I Fire Him?' The Whole Audience Yells.