God Has More Important Things To Worry

My Torso Is Short, But My Arms Are Really Long And Gangly And My Legs And My Neck, And My Feet And Hands Are Really Long, And I Look Like A Duck.

You Know, I Do Speak The Queens English. It's Just The Wrong Queens That's All. It's Over The 59th Street Bridge. It's Not Over The Atlantic Ocean.

When I Perform On Stage, I Often Pretend To Be Someone Other Than Myself To Bring A Certain Emotion Or Intent To A Song.

Secrets Stolen From Deep Inside....the Drum Beats Out Of Time

You Can Laugh When I Talk, But Not When I Sing.