God Doesn't Measure His Bounty, But Oh

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

It's The Most Unhappy People Who Most Fear Change.

A Doctor Recently Described To Me "benign Positional Vertigo": It Means You Get Dizzy In Certain Positions, But You Can Get Over It Without Necessarily Changing The Position. Change "vertigo" To "anxiety," And You've Summed Up The Neurotic's Plight.

Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We Vainly Try To Unmix.

My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.