Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.