Give Me A Blackboard. I Can Stop

We Aren't Where We Want To Be; We Aren't Where We Ought To Be; But Thank Goodness We Aren't Where We Used To Be.

The Best Way To Save Face Is Not To Use The Lower Half.

Behind Every Successful Person, Stands A Very Successful Mother-in-law.

The Way You Motivate A Football Team Is To Eliminate The Unmotivated Ones.

So What If Someone Wrote Your Obituary... That Doesn't Mean You Are Obligated To Die.