Gift-wrap The Framed Artwork On Your Walls

Begin Your Story With A Sentence That Will Immediately Grab Hold Of Your Listener's Ears Like A Surly Nun In A Catholic School.

My Kitchen's Pink, Like Skin-tone Pink, And I Lowered My Spice Rack So It's Eye Level - It's True! - And My Phone, So I Can Reach It When I Fall, It's Right There.

I Like To Be The One In Charge Of Everything.

I Like Dramas And Stuff. That's What I Watch, But It Seems Weird That I'd Be In It.

All My Muscles Are In My Face. I Have A Very Muscular Face. I'm Good With Faces. I Always Have Been.