Getting Married Is A Lot Like Getting

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

Since Religion Was So Much A Part Of My Life As A Child, And Since My Childhood Was So Happy And So Full Of Laughter And Joy, I Associate The Two. Even My Concept Of Jesus Goes Along With This Association Of Happiness And Religion.

Elvis Couldn't Leave The Hotel Except Under Heavy Guard. It Was Incredible How They Went Wild Over Him.

Elvis Said, Miss Minnie, Do You Think It Would Be Out Of Order If I Go Up And Speak To General Stewart? I've Always Been Such A Fan Of His. So Elvis Went Up To Speak To The Stewarts.

Roy Acuff Was The First Country Music Star To Buy A Home In A Fashionable Section Of Nashville. The Real Estate Man Said, 'mr. Acuff, How Do You Plan To Take Care Of This?' Since The House Was Very Expensive At The Time. Roy Said, 'would Cash Be All Right?'