Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns