Gentlemen, Listen To Me Slowly.

You've Got To Take The Bitter With The Sour.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

This Makes Me So Sore It Gets My Dandruff Up.

I've Gone Where The Hand Of Man Has Never Set Foot.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.