Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

I Have Four Jackets, Five Pants, Whatever, That Are All The Same. If You See U2 In Concert, They Wear The Same Thing Every Night. They Just Got A Bunch Of Them. Albert Einstein Used To Wear Brown Suits Every Day. Why Waste Brainpower On Something That Is Trivial?

I Always Say About My Daughters, They Save Me From My Miserable Self. They Take Me Out, You Know, A Comedian, You Could Live In Your Head A Lot. And You're Writing And You're Doubting. But When I'm With My Kids And My Family, It's All About Them.

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.